Answers to the Riddles

here r the answers to the riddles on dizzywood! xD

• R: As I went to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives; each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits, kits, cats, sacks, and wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
• A: One

 

• R: I’m as light as a feather, yet the strongest person cant hold me much more then a minute. what am i?
• A: Breath

• R: What kind of driver doesn’t have a license?
• A: Screwdriver

 

• R: What is an ant dictator?
• A: Tyrant

 

• R: What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
• A: A Boo-tie

 

• R: What word is always pronounced wrong?
• A: Wrong

 

• R: What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
• A: Kangaroo

 

• R: Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
• A: Fire

 

• R: What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
• A: Rug

 

• R: Its been around for millions of years, but its no more then a month old?
• A: Moon

 

• R: What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the day, and three legs at night?
• A: Man

 

• R: What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
• A: Yardstick

 

• R: What can you catch, but not throw?
• A: Cold

 

• R: What has a neck but no head?
• A: Bottle

 

• R: What runs all around the yard without moving?
• A: Fence

 

• R: Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
• A: Fly

 

• R: What kind of can never needs a can opener?
• A: Pelican

 

• R: What is the best way to send way to an Easter Bunny?
• A: Hare mail

 

• R: What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn’t fill it up?
• A: Sieve

 

• R: What never gets any wetter now matter how much it rains?
• A: Ocean

 

• R: What is found all over the house?
• A: Roof

 

• R: What kind of paper makes you itch?
• A: Scratch

 

• R: What is it that you can keep only after giving it to someone else?
• A: Word

 

• R: I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
• A: Pencil

 

• R: What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?
• A: Sun

 

• R: What walks all day on its head?
• A: Horseshoe nail

 

• R: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
• A: Towel

 

• R: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
• A: M

 

• R: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
• A: Footsteps

 

• R: He who has it doesn’t tell it. He who takes it doesn’t know it. He who knows it doesn’t want it. What is it?
• A: Counterfeit money

 

• R: What goes round and round the wood but never goes into the wood?
• A: Bark

 

• R: What is it that someone has to take before you can get it?
• A: Photograph

 

• R: I went to the city, I stopped there, I never went there, and I came back again. What am I?
• A: Watch

 

• R: What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
• A: Spare ribs

 

• R: Where does Dracula usually eat his meals?
• A: Casketeria

 

• R: A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I’m the torment of man.
• A: Rain

 

• R: What kind of ant can count?
• A: Accountant

 

• R: What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
• A: Name

 

• R: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
• A: Sandwitch

 

• R: What is it that you will break even when you name it?
• A: Silence

 

• R: What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
• A: Cards

 

• R: I’m where yesterday following today, and tomorrow’s in the middle. What am I?
• A: Dictionary

 

• R: What five letter word has six left after you take two letters away?
• A: Sixty

 

• R: I’m the part of a bird that is not in the sky. I swim in the ocean and yet I remain dry. What Am I?
• A: Shadow

 

• R: What is most useful when used up?
• A: Umbrella

 

• R: What is it that one needs most in a long run?
• A: Breath

 

• R: What do people make that no one can see?
• A: Noise

 

• R: What is the first thing the President does every day?
• A: Wakes Up

 

• R: I can run, but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
• A: Nose

 

• R: You throw away the outside and cook my inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
• A: Corn

 

• R: What has four legs and a back, but no body?
• A: Chair

 

• R: What is a monsters favourite bean?
• A: Human bean

 

• R: What goes from New York to California without ever moving?
• A: Highway

 

• R: What kind of tie does a pig wear?
• A: A Pigsty

 

• R: I bind it and it walks. I loose it and it stops. What am I?
• A: Sandal

 

• R: The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who bought it doesn’t need it. The man who needs it doesn’t know it. What is it?
• A: Coffin

 

• R: What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
• A: Paint

 

• R: I am as light as a feather. put me in a bucket, and I’ll make it lighter. what am I?
• A: A hole

 

• R: I have holes in my top and in my bottom… What am I?
• A: Sponge

 

• R: What is everyone doing at the same time?
• A: Aging

 

• R: What is the biggest jewel in the world?
• A: Baseball diamond

 

• R: What kind of table has no legs?
• A: Multiplication

 

• R: What kind of table has no legs?
• A: Timestable